Hello! I don’t want to become one of those people who opens every newsletter with “Happy Friday,” but after making the round-trip cross-country trek to Apple HQ, I am ready to marry Friday.

I’m also going to admit something: I need a brief break from thinking about AI and big tech news. Not a permanent break. More of a long weekend. So today’s Thing of the Week is about cord organization. Yes, I’m going to tell you how I straightened out the mess of cables in my closet. This is where I am now. 

Then, how to take control of your Instagram algorithm—kind of. And an old Apple Newton that reminds us Apple can be wrong, wildly early and still somehow right at the same time.

Here’s the assumption I’m making today: If you subscribe to this newsletter, you’re interested enough in technology to feel sentimental about old cords and connectors. You—or at least someone you love—are nerdy enough to look at an old DVI cable and think, “Well, you just never know.”

As I often tell my wife: If someone needs a Micro USB cable—or 10 of them—I want to be the one they call. The same goes for some ancient dongle that once connected my laptop to a projector in 2009. You laugh now, but when the day comes and you urgently need a MiniDisplayPort-to-VGA adapter, I will be at the ready. 

So when I left the Wall Street Journal and started New Things, I had to reorganize my entire home office/attic to make room for the new studio, cameras and gear. That also meant a bunch of cords and old tech came home from my WSJ office and joined the already thriving Museum of Ancient Cords (MoAC) in my closet. Its permanent collection was robust but needed some curating. 

I thought hard about this job. Did I ask Claude and ChatGPT for a little help? Maybe. But mostly, I studied photos of other people’s cord-storage systems. I’m not promising this is the correct way to organize your cord closet, cord box or cord satchel. I simply offer my way—which, by the way, is a cheap and easy way:

The pride I now feel looking at my work? I assume it’s what Monet felt looking at his water lilies. I’d love to see your cord systems OR your cable chaos. Maybe we’ll feature some of the best next week. We’re building a community here at New Things, one that’s safe for people who still have at least five FireWire cables.

Customize your Instagram algorithm

This week, Instagram head Adam Mosseri announced “Talking to Your Algorithm,” where users can tell Instagram what they want to see in their feeds—cooking videos, interior design inspiration or whatever hyper-specific rabbit hole they’re deep into at the moment. 

This isn’t a radical move, to be fair. Instagram has long let users tell the algorithm they want to see less of certain kinds of posts. What’s different now is that Instagram is making it much clearer what it thinks you’re interested in and giving you a more direct way to steer it.

Meta’s summary of my algorithm was pretty dead on: “Lately you've been into machine learning breakthroughs, investigative reporting and high-performance vehicles.” Not sure where the vehicles came from, but sure. Actually, wait, I did watch one Mark Rober video with a Rivian R2.

This all points to the bigger trend across Instagram and social media: It’s no longer just about who you follow. It’s about what you watch, linger on and engage with. So yes, this new feature gives you a little more control. But let’s be clear: these companies still want to preserve algorithmic control over your feed while giving you the impression that you’re in the driver’s seat.  

Here’s how to review and tailor those recommendations so you’re more in control:

No promises that this will completely alter your feed, but here’s to trying!

Name: Donald Hawk

What's your old thing? Apple Newton Message 120

What year is your old thing from? 1994

Why do you love your old thing? I had the original Newton and later upgraded to this model. A friend at work and I were the only ones who had them, and we used to take notes in meetings with them. I remember the weird character squiggles that you needed to make with the stylus. I just popped in four AA batteries, and it still works! I had to try it.  

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Have a great weekend. I’ll be spending mine with the new Siri, trying to convince her we can be more than just friends.

Surprise! It’s me. On a Tuesday. From Cupertino. Yesterday was a jam-packed day at Apple Park, where the company announced a whole lot of new software. I wanted to make sure you had the latest on Siri, Apple Intelligence and all the other notable iOS 27 features so the newsletter is here 24 hours early. More on the biggest Apple announcements below and in our new video here!

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Yesterday, as Apple’s WWDC keynote wrapped up and I emerged from watching the show on a giant outdoor screen surrounded by Apple developers and other event attendees, I had two unexpected thoughts: That was fast. That was boring.

Usually Apple’s annual software keynote is much longer and it leaves me feeling many things: curious, skeptical, wondering what Craig Federighi’s prop budget is. But bored? That’s a new one.

Then I realized that was exactly the point. 

After last year’s Liquid Glass hubbub, which wasn’t exactly universally beloved (see: yesterday’s new lessen Liquid Glass slider), and 2024’s WWDC, which promised a smarter Siri and then made everyone wait two years for it (see: yesterday’s “It’s finally here!” Siri update), Apple seemed determined to steady the ship.

Apple’s mission: Improve and patch the software billions of people use. Deliver the Siri upgrades it’s been promising for years on end. Do not make Craig jump out of a plane. (Seriously, even yesterday’s video presentation was full of less crazy transitions, special effects and stunts.)

In that respect, Apple’s event was exactly what it needed to be: focused on the foundation. Here’s my recap of what I found most interesting, why the company is treating this rather boring reset as a foundational moment and why that comes as a relief.

Today’s newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. 

Hello! Happy WWDC Eve. 📱On Monday, I’ll be in Cupertino covering Apple’s developer conference. Stay tuned for special coverage next week right here and on the New Things YouTube channel. Below, you’ll find my top wishes for iOS 27, including, yes, a better Siri. You’ll also want to check out our video looking back at 15 years of Siri promises.

Then, how to use Meta glasses without Meta’s cloud storage. And an Old Thing I could really use right now so I don’t get distracted by… Oh, look, another browser tab. 

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To prepare for WWDC, I did what any normal person would do: watch 15 years of Siri keynote demos.

I learned two things. First, Apple really loves saying, “Now, let’s talk about Siri.” Second, Apple has always believed Siri would be—as it said at the now-teenage product’s debut in 2011—the “intelligent personal assistant that goes everywhere with you.”

Apple has steadily built out that second part of the vision. Siri really is everywhere: in our iPhones, cars, HomePods, Apple TVs, AirPods, Macs and watches. The “intelligent” part? Not quite. I won’t rehash the history of Apple’s failed AI and Siri promises. It’s well known. So are my efforts to call out Apple executives on it.

But on Monday, Apple gets another do-over. Its hotly anticipated, Google Gemini-fueled Siri revamp is a fresh—and perhaps its last credible—chance to show how Siri can become the intelligent personal assistant Apple has been promising since 2011.

Here’s what I’m hoping to see from Siri, plus a few other iOS wishes that are far less ambitious and more about just giving us the basics:

1) A conversational, competent Siri. 🎙️

Apple has already announced that Gemini will “power future Apple Intelligence features, including a more personalized Siri coming this year.” That’s what I expect we’ll see previewed on Monday—the long-awaited version that can access your information across apps and use what’s on your screen to answer useful questions in contexts specific to you. This Siri will likely sound and look more like the AI we already use. Bloomberg has reported that Apple is working on a Siri-like chatbot you could text with, mirroring the experience of using ChatGPT or Gemini. Watch my our looking back at 15 years of Siri promises—from voice changes, upgrades and redesigns, despite a flatlined IQ.

2) Autocorrect that actually works. ⌨️

As I wrote a few weeks ago, something has happened to iOS autocorrect—and the iOS 26.4 update didn’t fully fix it. I’d love to see a new AI engine behind the keyboard, better dictation and something closer to a Wispr Flow-style keyboard. At the very least, I’d like my iPhone to stop “fixing” words I very much meant to type and then completely changing typos to words that don’t make any contextual sense! 

3) Split-screen apps. 🗺️

Samsung and other Android phones have long let you put two apps side by side on larger screens. On an iPhone Pro Max, there’s plenty of room to stack two apps vertically or place them side by side when holding the phone horizontally. And with all the reports of a foldable iPhone on the way, there’s no better time for Apple to bring real multitasking to iOS. Let me keep Notes open while I browse the web. Let me watch a video while answering a message. Let the big phone act like a big phone.

4) Airpods app.  🎧

I mentioned this a few weeks ago on X and it got quite a reaction. Give us one place for the noise cancellation controls, hearing features, gestures, battery details and all the other tiny toggles we can never find in Settings when we need them.

5) Parental controls that work.  🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

It shouldn’t be that hard. If I set a time limit on an app, it should sync instantly from my phone to my kids’ iPads. If I approve a download request, it shouldn’t take multiple tries. It’s been years since Apple gave parental controls meaningful attention. I wrote about these problems while I was at The Wall Street Journal. So did my former colleagues. Parents have been dealing with the same frustrations for far too long.

Maybe this is our year. Apple is already navigating new child-safety requirements, including age-verification rules tied to app downloads in Texas. 

Stop Meta Glasses Cloud Uploads

CREDIT: META and GETTY IMAGES

Wednesday's newsletter featured our recent reporting on Facebook Marketplace sellers who disable the recording light in Meta Ray-Bans, allowing wearers to record in what they call “stealth mode.” But another Meta glasses concern I hear often is, “I don’t want my photos and videos shared or stored with Meta.” So today’s Useful Thing is a quick check to make sure footage recorded on your Meta Glasses stays local and does not make its way to Meta. Here’s how to do it on the Meta AI app:

1. Tap Glasses in the top right corner 

2. Go to Device Settings 

3. Swipe down from the top of the page and tap Glasses Privacy 

4. Make sure Cloud Media is toggled off

Recordings will still save to the Meta AI app gallery and directly to your iPhone’s Photos app, so they can still be backed up to iCloud. That means you can go back and review first-person footage of yourself to confirm that, yes, you absolutely nailed that ski mogul jump. Or whatever it is you record hands-free.

Name: Kelly Skovron

What’s your old thing? Renaissance Learning AlphaSmart Neo 2

What year is your old thing from? 2007

Why do you love your old thing?  Back in 2011, I was on a really tight deadline and my colleague told me that if I needed to crank out a novel fast, I should write it on an AlphaSmart. It's just a keyboard and a monochrome LCD screen, and it stores up to eight plain text files that can be exported to a computer via USB. It runs on three AA batteries that last for literally months. No distractions, no temptations, no futzing, just raw prose output. Oh, and it only cost me $30. I do wish the LCD had back-lighting, but otherwise it's perfect. I've been using it on and off for 15 years and it's never let me down.

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Have a great weekend! And may all your Siri dreams come true.

Hello! Warning: I’m about to cram a lot into this newsletter. First, I take you into the garage of a stranger, where I get the recording light removed from my Ray-Ban Meta glasses. Turns out, turning smart glasses into stealthier smart glasses is now a nationwide phenomenon.

Then the biggest headlines from Computex, where there’s exciting innovation in Windows PCs. Seriously. And finally, a Google app-icon meme that made me laugh way more than it should have.

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A week ago, I found myself in a stranger’s garage in New Jersey with $100 and a pair of $250 Ray-Ban Meta camera glasses.

This stranger, whom I met on Facebook Marketplace, had prepared by laying out a drill, a dental probe and some tape. The goal: Remove the LED recording light that tells people in my vicinity when they’re being filmed, a privacy PSA feature that comes built in to the glasses.

The things I do for journalism. To be clear, I did not go alone. David Hall, New Things’ head of video, was with me. And with help from our partners at NBC News, we ran a background check on the service provider before showing up to his house.

The man agreed to be interviewed and show us the process as long as we kept his name and face out of the story. He told us he does this process multiple times a week. And he’s not alone. According to our reporting, people are offering this service in at least 30 states—despite Meta’s attempts to stop it. 

You should watch our latest feature video to go inside the light-removal process, learn why people want these modifications done and hear an expert’s take on whether it’s legal. But I also wanted to share some of the reporting that didn’t make it into the final cut, and explore what happens as smart glasses spread beyond Meta to devices from Google, Samsung and, almost certainly, Apple.

Today’s newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Additional reporting for the Meta story by Amaya Austin and David Hall.  

Let’s check out some data. Despite research showing AI doesn’t always provide the best medical insight, about a third of people are using chatbots for health information and advice, according to a survey from the nonprofit KFF. Meanwhile, 55% of respondents in a TD Bank survey reported using AI to help them make financial decisions.

In other words, people are increasingly turning to AI for some of the most sensitive parts of their lives: their health, money and personal decisions. You know, exactly the kind of information you wouldn’t want shared with the world—or at least used to train the next AI model.

Today’s newsletter is NOT a judgment on your choice to use these tools for sensitive stuff. Nor is it a deep dive into what could happen to that data once it’s in these systems. We’ll save that panic spiral for another day. Instead, after talking to a lot of people, I’ve realized there are some basic AI hygiene tips that many aren’t using. If you’re going to use AI for personal tasks, at the very least, make sure you’re doing these three simple things: 

1) Turn on temporary chats or incognito mode. Use this whenever you’re sharing something sensitive with an AI chatbot. These chats don’t get saved to your chat history or memory, and they aren’t used to train the models. You start with a blank slate, meaning the AI won’t remember anything from your previous conversations.

At least it’s consistently in the same spot across the major apps! Use these modes for anything even a little bit sensitive: medical questions, financial questions, relationship issues, work concerns or anything else you wouldn’t want showing up in your chat history or being remembered in future conversations. The companies may hold on to information in these chats for a short period of time before deleting them.

2) Strip out personal info. Even in temporary chats, never share highly sensitive information. No Social Security numbers, bank account details, passwords or other personal identifiers. Share just what’s necessary. And if this level of personal data is somehow necessary to your query, that’s how you know you shouldn’t be asking it to a chatbot in the first place.

So if you’re uploading blood test results to figure out whether your cholesterol is really high (clearly not speaking from personal experience), a tax form or anything else with personal information, first crop it out or cover it with a black box. On a Mac, you can do this in Preview. On Windows, use the built-in Snipping Tool or Paint. On iPhone or Android, use the built-in Photos/Markup tools.

One extra step for the ultra-cautious: After redacting, take a screenshot of the document and upload that instead. This can help ensure you’re not accidentally sharing hidden metadata. 

3) Opt out of model training. Even though the companies say temporary chats and incognito mode won’t be used to train future AI models, it’s still a good idea to turn off the setting that allows your regular chats to be used for training. Here’s where to find it:

Am I saying this is foolproof protection? Nope. You’re still taking a risk by uploading private information to any AI chatbot. But follow these tips and at least you’ve put up something more substantial than a cardboard wall.

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Illustrations created by Bloomberg show what Siri will look like in iOS 27. Credit: Bloomberg

• iOS 27 Siri Preview. It’s coming: the long-awaited Siri update. According to Bloomberg’s one and only Mark Gurman, Siri will live in a chatbot-style app, with new AI capabilities woven throughout Apple’s native apps and the web. Along with the report, Bloomberg released design mockups of the interface. Siri and the new AI tools will also take up residence in a new interface designed for the iPhone’s Dynamic Island, that horizontal blob at the top of the screen where your front-facing camera lives. Lots more to come on this at WWDC on June 8! I’ll be there in Cupertino to cover it all. 

• Meta Subscriptions. Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp are getting an upgrade—if you consider paying for them an upgrade. For $3.99 a month per app, users can now subscribe to a Plus tier to access features like super reactions, advanced Story insights and the ability to post without it appearing on the feed. All the more reason to snoop through someone’s profile. Meta also announced new AI subscription tiers for users, creators and businesses, which it will begin testing in the coming months.

• Oura Ring 5. Oura, which recently filed confidentially for an IPO, just launched the fifth generation of its smart ring. The new model is 40% smaller than its predecessor. Oura Ring 5 will track the full range of advanced health metrics with a new focus on predictive health trends. I tested the previous generation last year and I'm already eyeing the upgrade, or downgrade if you’re talking about size.

Name: Richard Factor

What's your old thing? Hewlett-Packard HP-01

What year is your old thing from? 1977

Why do you love your old thing? This was the first LED calculator wristwatch. I was a big HP fan when they were the real HP of test equipment fame. I wore this for years while it was still “special.” When LED watches became common and cheap, I had it repristinated by HP, and kept it in its original box with accessories where it remains to this day.

Today’s newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Enjoy the weekend! 🕶️

I’m typing this on a Lenovo ThinkPad X1 2-in-1 with a feature I wish every laptop had.

Looking at the screen straight on, it seems like your everyday 14-inch display. But if you were sitting next to me at this coffee shop or in a cramped coach seat, you wouldn’t be able to see much. It’s like one of those stick-on privacy shields, except built right into the laptop’s display. No plastic sheet to snap on and off. No weird gaps between screen and protector. No “why does my $2,000 laptop look like it’s wearing a pair of discount transition lenses?” 

If you follow tech news closely, you also know this sort of technology is already coming to phones. The Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra has a Privacy display. Enable it in settings and the screen becomes harder to see from an angle. I love it. I wish my iPhone 17 Pro had it. Sadly, it doesn’t so I now have a plastic privacy protector covering my screen.  

Why? Because it’s become a lot easier for regular people to become screen snoopers. Visual hackers. Shoulder surfers. Whatever you want to call them, the idea is simple: Why hack into a phone or laptop when I can just look at it from across the room—or the plane aisle—and collect information? And with a smartphone camera zoom, everyday onlookers have reasonably effective spy tools.

This isn’t paranoia. I started looking into this because I kept hearing stories. On an airplane recently, a source of mine spotted a competitor’s slide deck from a well-known media company, snapped photos and sent them around. At a well-known big tech company, employees share things in Slack that they’ve learned by looking at other people’s screens on flights in and out of SFO. 

So what’s the solution? Use protection. Here are a few ideas: 

Today’s newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. See you Friday! 

Hello and happy long weekend for those in the U.S. 🇺🇸 I’ll be using the time to recover from my travels and celebrate the fact that I am now a New York Times bestselling author. 🥂 Hope you have some fun in store.

Today in the newsletter: Apple and Google’s walled gardens begin to wilt as the two companies seem to be closer than ever. Plus, how to change your app icons if you hate them. And please submit your Old Things! 

Something happened at Google I/O this week. The unthinkable. The moment that made techies clutch their lanyards: Gemini product lead Josh Woodward did a demo with…gasp…an iPhone.

People on X were shaken. “Wait, they are using an iPhone 17 Pro in Google IO? Wow,” one person posted. “Even Google uses iPhones at their events,” said another.

Yet I just sat there nodding. Yeah, that makes sense.

I’m not saying Apple and Google are suddenly best friends. But on the frenemies scale of 1 to 5—5 being matching frenemies bracelets and 1 being actively breaking our group chats—they seem to be at least a 4.

Let’s look at the evidence. Last week, RCS gained encryption, improving privacy between iPhone and Android texters. Google also said it is expanding AirDrop/Quick Share compatibility to more Android phones and improving the process of switching from iPhones to Android. Some of this was Google’s doing. Some of it was a joint effort. Some of it was because regulators forced some improved interoperability standards. All of it makes life better for people who want to move between the two platforms or simply text or share stuff with friends and family who don’t share the same operating systems.

But something deeper is happening here, too. Apple and Google may still be rivals, but in the AI era, they also need each other. Here’s how it goes both ways:

Google wants to spread its AI.

It’s competing with Apple on operating systems, sure, but it’s also competing with OpenAI, Anthropic and every other frontier AI company trying to build the smartest models. So it benefits Google to show that its AI works on the most popular devices in the world, including iPhones. That doesn’t mean Android matters any less to Google. Quite the opposite: It just held a whole show about Android last week, which we covered here. It just means Google wants Gemini everywhere.

Apple wants AI.

Meanwhile, Apple is not a frontier AI model maker. It needs someone else’s models. In January, the two companies announced a “multi-year collaboration” where Apple's AI models will be based on Google’s Gemini models and cloud infrastructure. The companies said explicitly that this will power “future Apple Intelligence features, including a more personalized Siri coming this year.”

Not all AI camaraderie is going swimmingly, though. While Siri can already tap ChatGPT when it doesn’t know the answer, that relationship is on the rocks. See this week’s reports that OpenAI is considering legal action against Apple over that deal.

Ultimately, Apple wants to sell as many devices and services as possible. Google wants its AI and services used everywhere, even on Apple devices. So yes, Google I/O was this week. But in a way, the conference continues June 8, when Apple holds its own developers conference. Apple’s walled garden isn’t gone. But now there seems to be a gate with a tiny Gemini-shaped key.

This week I’ve been on the West Coast leg of my book tour while also filming and reporting new stories for New Things. I’ve been in Los Angeles and San Francisco, paying for things I didn’t expect, tracking expenses and receipts, and somehow none of it has turned into a financial emergency.

That last part I credit to Mercury.

Virtual cards that work through Apple Pay. Contractors paid without the usual archaeological dig through portal menus. A dashboard that actually shows me what's happening with the money in real time, which turns out to be information I want when I'm running a business out of a carry-on.

Banking that works the way modern software does. Fast, clean, no in-person visits, no hold music. Exactly what I need right now. Check it out here.

The whole Spotify disco logo debacle got us thinking: Why do we have to stare at these companies' app icons, especially after they’re uglified? These are our phones. Our homescreens. Let’s rise up and redecorate. There are two ways to customize your iPhone app icons.

The easy way—change all your apps at once:

The hard way—change all your apps one at a time with a customized icon:

Also, Samsung lets you download style packs, and Google Pixels with Android 16 can change the shape of the app.

I’ve mostly used this as an excuse to go old school. My Spotify app is back to the original lime green icon and Instagram is once again a tiny Polaroid camera. Send us your custom app icons: @joannastern on social or humans@thenewthings.com.

Name? John Contrata

What’s your old thing? Texas Instruments TI-36X Solar Scientific Calculator

What year is your old thing from? 1987

Why do you love your old thing? My parents purchased this solar calculator for me as I prepared to start college and pursue an engineering degree. In fact, I still use it today on occasion. I love this calculator but it did provide one scary experience. Freshman year, my chemistry final exam was in a large, old lecture hall with poor lighting and this solar calculator would slowly fade in the numbers on the display when I pressed a key. I barely finished the exam in time from having to work so slowly. Why didn’t I ask to be moved to a seat closer to the lights? Apparently the “Anylite Solar” tagline at the bottom of the calculator doesn’t include 1950s era lecture halls.

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Thanks for reading. See you Wednesday! And don’t forget to become a paid subscriber for the full Wednesday newsletter, extra tips and other perks! 👋🏻

Hello from Mountain View, Calif., home this week to Google’s annual developer conference and a stop on my book tour. A recap of the biggest Google news below.

But first: At Google I/O, AI got cheers and claps. At commencement speeches across the country, it’s getting boos. So right after watching yesterday’s keynote, I interviewed one of those booing students. That’s in today’s New Thing. Also: the internet’s collective roasting of Spotify’s disco logo.

Earlier this month, Gloria Caulfield, a vice president at real estate company Tavistock Development, took the stage at the University of Central Florida to deliver an uplifting message to soon-to-be grads.

Then she said, “The rise of artificial intelligence is the next Industrial Revolution.” Woof, big mistake. The students—many of whom had studied journalism, writing and filmmaking, AKA the departments currently staring directly into the AI wood chipper—began to boo.

A few days later, when former Google CEO Eric Schmidt took the commencement stage at the University of Arizona, a similar thing happened. AI. Boo! AI. More boos!

Flash forward to Tuesday morning at Google’s annual developer conference. Google executives, including current CEO Sundar Pichai, announced tons of new AI products and were met with constant cheers from employees, developers and other attendees.

The contrast couldn’t be clearer. Inside the tech world, AI progress is being met with excitement. Outside of it—especially among younger people facing a job market full of “AI will do that now” vibes—it’s being met with dread. It’s striking that some of the most vocal detractors have more than a passing familiarity with AI tools; the Class of 2026 started college the same year ChatGPT was released.

This generation is booing AI for many reasons: It’s taking entry-level jobs, it’s built off the creative works they want to be making, they seem the harms of social media and AI is gobbling up energy.

But maybe I was wrong. So I called Houda Eletr, a recent UCF journalism grad and aspiring poet, to find out exactly what she was booing. Here are some of the highlights of our conversation.

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Additional reporting by Amaya Austin. See you Friday. Thank you for saving your AI boos until the end. 👩‍🎓🤖

Hello and happy Friday! I know I have repeatedly said I am not a robot but after the amount of press, podcasts and talking I’ve done about my new book this week, I’m starting to wonder if I might actually be one.

One question I keep getting in interviews is how I used AI while working on the book. So I’m sharing the main AI tool I used below. Then how to AirDrop—er, Quick Share—between Android phones and iPhones. And an Old Thing that has particularly sentimental value to me.

Bookbot illustration by Jason Snyder, design by Joanna Stern + ChatGPT.

AI did not write my book. AI helped me make my book. Big difference.

Writing is only one part of book making. There’s also research, documents, transcripts, notes, outlines, edits, timelines and the daily joy of asking, “Where is that quote I swear someone said?” That’s where my BookBots helped me most.

I created BookBots using the “Projects” features in Claude and ChatGPT, which you can find in the left rail of both platforms’ desktop and web apps. Projects are contained workspaces inside your chosen AI tool. You upload the relevant context—documents, notes, transcripts, deadlines—and the AI works from that material instead of starting fresh every time. It’s like giving the chatbot its own private filing cabinet.

My great book illustrator, Jason Snyder, even brought BookBot to life in a little drawing of a book/computer hybrid. It’s my Clippy. Jason loved BookBot so much he got it tattooed on his arm. The book is already changing lives. And forearms.

Jason Snyder, my brilliant book illustrator, and his equally brilliant arm.

After uploading my documents, transcripts and notes to Projects in both Claude and ChatGPT, I gave them each this prompt:

Throughout the year, I uploaded new documents for the BookBots to work from. I frequently asked questions like:

You get the idea. The BookBots helped me wade through huge piles of material, structure chapters and find starting points for deeper reporting. Eventually, I even used them to do deep research—pulling background information and contact info from the web—before I did the real reporting myself.  One important note: In both Claude and ChatGPT, I turned off the settings that allow my chats and uploaded data to be used for model training. You can find instructions for Claude here and ChatGPT here.

And you don’t need to be writing a book to take advantage of this feature. It’s great for planning trips, organizing conferences, managing big projects or really anything that comes with a flood of notes, links, documents and random thoughts.

To be clear, I worked with and hired a lot of amazing humans to help make this book. I had multiple human editors, a fact-checker, that aforementioned human illustrator, a human research assistant and more. But AI was my everyday collaborator.

I talk a lot in the book—especially in the education chapter—about how AI can do hard work for you, and how taking shortcuts can rob you of the difficult but important thinking process at the center of so many of personal and professional tasks. In some ways, you could argue BookBots were a shortcut. But I like to think I still did the hard part: structuring the chapters, piecing together the narrative, doing the reporting and actually writing the words.

That way, I AM NOT A ROBOT could not be retitled I AM NOT A BOOK BY A ROBOT, even if the robots did help.  

For years, Apple users have dangled their superpower, AirDrop, in their Android friends’ faces. Need to send a link from your Mac to your phone? Easy. Send a photo to a fellow iPhone user? No problem. Now it’s getting easier to AirDrop with Android friends. So sorry, Quick Share with Android friends. Google rolled out Quick Share with Apple-device support to Pixel and select Samsung devices last year. This week, it announced the feature is coming to more Android phones, including Samsung Galaxy S25 and S24 devices, the One Plus 15 and others. Here’s the full list. Here’s how to use it:

Then, on the Android phone, share a file or photo as you normally would and select Quick Share from the share menu. You should see the iPhone as an option.

Same on the iPhone: Tap AirDrop when sharing a file and you should see the Android device.

Android+Apple world peace, achieved.📱📲🤝🕊️🌎

Isn’t today’s newsletter delightful? The reflection up top. The tip for sharing photos between Android phones and iPhones. The Old Thing down below.

Well, you can get all of this twice a week. New Things paid subscribers get the full Wednesday edition, which includes my longer weekly column, more tips and (soon!) big interviews. ➡️ You can subscribe here. ⬅️

Also, reminder: My book tour takes me to California next week. We still have tickets for the LA and SF events—details here. The Computer History Museum event in Mountain View is sold out! We’re still adding dates and cities, so check to see if I’m coming to one near you. 

Name? Matt Fusfield

What’s your old thing? Skype set with CD and earbuds

Why do you love your old thing? When eBay owned Skype, they mailed these packages out to some of their “power sellers” but also sold them at Radio Shack. Inside is a CD and a cheap set of earbuds. Even at the time I thought the physical media version of Skype was interesting.

Joanna note: My first job out of college, in 2006, was at a PR agency working on the Skype account. A huge part of my job was boxing up these Skype kits and shipping them to reporters and other important people. There’s a very real chance I personally packed up that Skype set above and sent it to Mr. Fusfield. Life is weird.

This newsletter was curated and written by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Have a great weekend! I hope it’s better than the new Spotify logo.

Hello! Well, it finally happened. My book is out in the world. Yesterday was a magical blur of book signings and media appearances for I AM NOT A ROBOT. Hopefully your copies have started making their way to you. And if you’re waiting on a bookplate, I owe you one. More on that below.

But you’re here for real tech news, and we’ve got real tech news. I sat down with Google’s head of Android to talk about its new Googlebook laptops. Plus: Venmo finally improves its privacy defaults, iOS and Android get better texting encryption, Sam Altman takes the stand and a very useful tip to shut up Alexa+.

On Tuesday, Google announced Googlebooks.

If you’re thinking, “Wait, isn’t Google Books already a website where you get books from Google?” Yes. Correct. But if you’re also thinking,” That sounds like a poorly named new kind of laptop,” also yes. 

The Googlebook, according to Google, is the laptop for the AI age. To be clear, Chromebooks are not going away; those were the laptops built for the cloud era. Now Google is merging ChromeOS and Android in a new way for, yes, Googlebooks.

Built around Gemini, Google’s core AI model, the devices weave AI throughout the operating system. There’s a new AI-powered “magic cursor,” which lets you summon Gemini over whatever you’re hovering on—to generate images, compare photos, ask questions and more. You can also pull up Android phone apps right on the laptop. And, similar to Chromebooks, Google won’t be the only company making them. Dell, Acer and others will start selling Googlebooks this fall.

On top of that, Google announced better integrations with Apple. I caught up with Sameer Samat, president of the Android ecosystem at Google, to ask what it all means.

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Hopefully you enjoyed it more than the internet enjoyed the name “Googlebooks.” See you Friday!

And a happy Friday to you! I hope it’s a “directionally very good” day. (Yes, that’s a nod to the now-viral Sam Altman/Mira Murati text exchange.) Ahead of my book release next week, we’ve got a brand-new video recapping what happened when I let AI look at my breasts…and become my boyfriend. Different AIs. Important distinction. You’ll see.

Plus: a keyboard trick many of you probably already know but somehow blew my mind, and an Old Thing submission that made me laugh because a wonderful reader took the assignment extremely literally and submitted an old coffee pot. You guys are awesome. 

Next week is the week! The book I’ve been talking about for more than a year—I AM NOT A ROBOT: MY YEAR USING AI TO DO (ALMOST) EVERYTHING—finally hits shelves. I’m so excited to share the full journey with you in printed form.

But during that year, I was also filming. And today we published a new video recounting two of my favorite parts of my journey—or, depending on your perspective, the most scandalous parts: the one where I let AI into my bra and the one where I let AI into my heart.

The first captures my journey getting my mammogram and breast ultrasound read by AI. An excerpt from that chapter appeared in The Wall Street Journal this week. The second is about my adventures with AI companions and lovers, including time spent with my two AI boyfriends.

Together, these stories illustrate a theme at the core of both the book and this moment in technology: what I call the AI Invasion and the AI Invitation.

AI Invasion 

The Invasion is the AI you didn’t choose to let into your life, but it’s there anyway: the Waymos driving next to you, the data centers being built in your neighborhood, the AI screening your job applications. And if you read Wednesday’s newsletter, you already know about the AI in the dental office.

You might hate AI, but you’re still going to be affected by it. And sometimes for the better.

I went to Mount Sinai in New York City for my routine mammogram and breast ultrasound, where AI is now part of the breast-radiology workflow. Even though I got a behind-the-scenes look with Dr. Laurie Margolies, everyone who goes there is having their scans reviewed by AI tools that can see things at a pixel level that humans can’t.

Now, I’m considered high-risk for breast cancer because of my family history (my mother had it three times), and I have dense breasts, which can make tumors and abnormalities harder to spot on scans. AI can clearly help people like me. In fact, it flagged something as suspicious that Dr. Margolies wanted to examine further with additional imaging. Luckily, everything was OK. There’s much more on this in the video, the WSJ excerpt and, of course, the book.

AI Invitation 

The Invitation is the AI you choose to let in: the chatbots, agents, companions. During my AI year, I experimented with AI therapists, personal trainers and, yes, lovers. 

I created a boyfriend (Casey) using an AI companion app called Replika and another one (Evan) in ChatGPT. Then I took them on a two-night road trip. Just me and my boyfriend bots.

As you’ll see in the video, Casey was in touch with his physical emotions and, um, urges. Evan was more emotionally deep, so we talked a lot more.

My mission was to better understand people who had formed real emotional attachments to AI. And I quickly did. The conversation was easy. I wasn’t lonely on this short trip away from my family. And I could see how someone who was lonely or craving connection could go down the AI-relationship path. Eventually, I ghosted Evan—and Casey. It just wasn’t for me. Also, I am happily married.

One thing feels different since I wrote the book last year. It’s not just that the models got smarter—though that clearly happened. It’s that people are really starting to push back against AI in some places.

That gives me some hope. The Invasion is already underway, largely bypassing civic debate and rulemaking. And it’s made stunning inroads this way. AI is going to be part of our lives whether we like it or not. In many ways, as I show in the book, it will make life better. But the Invitation? That part is still up to us.

This week at New Things HQ, we bought a sweatshirt and a pair of fake hands for my AI boyfriend. Obviously, both were mission-critical business expenses. You can see why in our latest video. I used my Mercury virtual card, which works right through the Mercury app and Apple Pay. The card didn’t judge or roll its eyes—which I know you’re doing right now.

And the sentence I never thought I’d write: My bookkeeper is happy. Mercury’s category tagging flows right into QuickBooks on his end, which means less forensic accounting about why “fake hands” was not, in fact, a personal purchase.

One account, multiple cards, easy payments, cleaner bookkeeping and contractors getting paid on time. It gives me more time to write this newsletter, make videos, launch a book and apparently build a fake boyfriend. Two, actually.

Mercury is our launch sponsor at New Things, and it’s the rare business account that feels like software from this decade—quick to use, easy to manage and surprisingly painless. Check it out here.

Mercury is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services provided through Choice Financial Group and Column N.A., Members FDIC.

Delete words, not letters

Did you know you can delete entire words at a time with one keyboard shortcut? Instead of the classic one-letter-at-a-time backspace through your typos and regretted word choices, you can wipe them out in a single keystroke.

If you have known this forever, I respect you and resent you. Since discovering this, my writing has become approximately 3% faster and yours can too. Thank you to @jeffandlaurenshow on Instagram for showing me the key to everything.

Loving today’s newsletter? The top essay, the very important delete tip, the Old Thing below?

Now imagine getting all of that—and more—twice a week. New Things paid subscribers get the full Wednesday edition, which includes my longer weekly column, more tips and soon big interviews. ➡️ You can subscribe here. ⬅️

Also! My book tour kicks off next week. We’re still adding dates and cities, but head to my website to get more details on the events.

And don’t forget to pre-order I AM NOT A ROBOT and submit for your free VERIFIED HUMAN Pin. Marques Brownlee called it “the best AI pin I’ve ever used.” See our video review here. 

Name? Daniel Bartolini

What's your old thing? Farberware Electric Percolator Model

What year is your old thing from? 2001

Why do you love your old thing?  In 2001, I was a sophomore in college in New York City. My folks, in their loving endeavor to help me evolve, gave me gifts like this regularly—wholly practical, simple and well-made appliances that I squinted at like it was an alien bioweapon. Anyway, September 2001 in New York City was a rough month. I started drinking a lot of coffee in the weeks and years to follow. I used the ever-loving heck out of this thing, especially during grad school.

Over the years, my wife and I would take this out if we were hosting a meal and needed coffee for 6-8 people. We always agreed the coffee it made was awesome. And then it would go back in its box so I could use some other esoteric nonsense each morning. Cut to 2019, we’re moving into a new home and our previous coffee maker had died. We took the Farberware out, and out it’s stayed since. And, because it’s so simple—you literally just plug it in to brew; no switches, no dials, no software—it’s become a “smart” coffee maker by plugging into an Eve smart switch. Imagine: long lasting; simple; quality. Viva la revolución.

Editor’s note: We will not typically give this type of length and space to a submission but for Mr. Bartolini deep story about his coffee maker made an exception. 

This newsletter was curated and written by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. Enjoy your weekend and happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there. 💐

Last year, during my AI Year Takeover, I developed a habit of talking to ChatGPT in the car. (Shameless plug: It’s all in my book, I AM NOT A ROBOT, out May 12. It’s coming up soon! Pre-order now! All the book plugs end soon-ish, and then I return to my regularly scheduled dignity.)

On longer drives to New York City or during solo road trips for work, I’d open ChatGPT on my iPhone and talk to it via Bluetooth. I’d brainstorm story or book chapter ideas, ask questions to help me prepare for meetings or interviews and more. Basically, ChatGPT was KITT and I was David Hasselhoff, minus the chest hair.

Apparently I wasn’t the only one. In early April, OpenAI released ChatGPT for Apple CarPlay. Now I just tap the ChatGPT icon on my CarPlay screen and there it is: the glowing blue orb, riding shotgun. (You do need iOS 26.4.) And this week, Google announced Gemini is rolling out to Google built-in vehicles.

This is more than just another “AI is coming to your car” headline.

For years, CarPlay and Android Auto have mostly been projection layers: maps, music, messages, podcasts, calls. Useful, but still basically your phone projected. Now the car is becoming a deeper AI surface.

That matters because vehicles are one of the places where AI makes a ton of sense. You can’t type. You shouldn’t be looking at screens. But you can talk. And on a long drive, you may actually have the one thing AI apps are always fighting for: your attention.

The question is who gets to sit in that passenger seat. Apple with Siri? Google with Gemini? Amazon with Alexa? OpenAI with ChatGPT? Your automaker? GM has chosen Gemini. Tesla has obviously chosen Grok. Because once the assistant can do more than “play Taylor Swift,” the car becomes a battleground for something much bigger: the conversation.

Last summer, when I interviewed Ford CEO Jim Farley on my friend Nilay Patel’s Decoder podcast, I asked him about the move here. He referenced what Chinese EV maker Nio has been doing and hinted that Ford would like to do the same. 

“If you look at China being ahead of the West in terms of integrating AI as a companion in your vehicle, early indications are that a well-done companion-like functionality from the OEM can add a lot of value to people’s lives,” he said. “That’s the direction we’re going.” 

That deeper integration with the car, the software and eventually autonomous driving makes a lot of sense. AI in our cars isn’t some far-off sci-fi fantasy. It’s quickly approaching the next exit. We’re all David Hasselhoff soon.

Big news at New Things HQ this week: David, our head of video, bought new microphones and a bunch of other items he described as “essential” without asking me for my debit card. He used his new Mercury virtual card, which works right through the Mercury app and Apple Pay.

I also paid our GFX designer through Mercury, and it was so simple it was almost anticlimactic. Transferred money in, found the pay tool and done. 

No digging through a maze of menus. No “allow 5-7 business days.” Just: paid.

One account, multiple cards, contractors getting paid on time…and the time back to keep writing this newsletter and making videos.

Mercury is our launch sponsor at New Things, and its banking works the way modern software should: fast, clean, and, dare I say, like a new thing. Check them out here.

It’s been amazing watching how many of you still love the old-school web and RSS feeds. Truly warms my Really Simple Syndicated heart. Anyway, you asked and I answered: Here is New Things’ RSS feed. Pop it into your reader of choice and enjoy.  I even resurrected my NewsBlur account to test it out. Long live Google Reader.

Over the past few weeks, a new iOS 24.6 trick has gone viral. In the Shortcuts app, you can now customize the sound your phone makes when you plug in to charge. Unlike the phone alarm that comes with a menu of pre-selected sounds, this lets you pick any audio file. The options are infinite and we are not here to stop you.

The internet has been hard at work making this sound update: dramatic gasps, movie lines, sound effects of all kinds. (This TikTok account has lots of funny ideas.) I was inspired to set the Mac startup sound as my charge sound. Then I tried to do it myself and spent a while wandering through Shortcuts like I’d been dropped into an Apple escape room. So, let’s do this together.

First: Download whatever sound you fancy to your iPhone’s Files app. (I downloaded the Mac startup sound from here on my Mac and the Windows XP startup sound here. Then I AirDropped them to my Phone.) 

Then:

1. Open the Shortcuts app. It’s pre-installed on your iPhone.

2. Tap Automation, then hit + in the top right.

3. Scroll down to Charger.

4. Select Connected and Run Immediately, then tap Next.

Name? Matt Rogers*

What’s your old thing? Logitech Harmony Remote

What year is it from? 2015 (discontinued in 2021) 

Why do you love your old thing?  The Harmony Remote was “the gold standard of the universal remote,” or at least that’s what one smart former WSJ columnist once said. It was a product built to solve a real and present problem for regular people, at scale. Instead of a graveyard of plastic expanding across your coffee table, the Harmony did the job of three or four remotes in one. I dug the Harmony’s Bluetooth capabilities that enable the actual theater equipment to be stored out of sight (vs. other remotes that use infrared and can’t speak through walls). I was devastated when it was discontinued, but that hasn’t stopped me from still using it. I bought this last replacement in August 2025 from someone in Tennessee on eBay.

* Matt Rogers is the founder and CEO of Mill, a food-waste recycling company. He also was a co-founder of Nest.

Want your old thing featured here? Submit a photo and entry to humans@thenewthings.com. Include your answers to all of the above, plus the emotional damage this gadget may have caused. 

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. The amazing New Things branding was designed by Brainstorm. Have a great weekend! 🕶️

My best advice after spending a few days with the Unitree G1 robot from China: Do not let it anywhere near your feet. The roughly 77-pound humanoid stepped on my toe while I was testing its balance. 

But the fear of a little broken phalange isn’t the biggest concern when it comes to Chinese robots in America. (My toe is fine, by the way. It was the color of an eggplant for a while; now it’s just sore.) The bigger worries around these foreign-made machines echo those surrounding other Chinese electronics, like smartphones or EVs: national security, data privacy and cybersecurity. Just see the FBI’s website.

So a few months ago, when videos of G1 humanoids’ antics in the U.S. first started overrunning my X algorithm, I decided to find out how these robots were getting here—and whether they were safe. You should watch our brand-new feature video, where the robot visits my home and I visit Robostore, the Long Island-based company importing these robots and selling them to major American tech companies, academic institutions and more. Here are some of the top things I found out.

This newsletter was curated and written by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. The amazing New Things branding was designed by Brainstorm. Have a great rest of the week and see you Friday, assuming the robots don’t step on any of our toes. 🦶🏻

Happy Friday! What a week—for New Things AND for new things in tech. Apple announced that Tim Cook will step down as CEO in September and hand over the reins to John Ternus.

OpenAI rolled out new GPT 5.5 and Image 2.0 models. Meta said it would lay off 10% of its workforce. And somewhere in the middle of all that, I found myself thinking about why my ducking iPhone keyboard won’t just type what I want it to. That’s my Thing of the Week.

Plus, how to make fake gadget patent images with OpenAI’s new image model and our first Old Thing submission! Casey Neistat’s 2003 Sony CLIÉ PEG-UX50.

Lots of my peers have written sharp pieces about Tim Cook’s departure as CEO and John Ternus’s ascension to the Apple throne. Here’s my main question: John Ternus, can you turn-us the iPhone autocorrect around?

If I had written that with my iPhone keyboard, it would be more like: John Tennis, can you turndown this applet autocorrect a round?

Over the last few months, I’ve noticed more autocorrect mishaps on my iPhone 17 Pro. And I’m not alone. (I’ve also had some nasty battery drain after recent iOS 26 updates, but that’s another story for another time.) Plenty of people have complained to me about autocorrect problems. And I see the folks I’m texting with quickly correcting messages because their iPhone mangled the message.

To be fair, Apple addressed part of the problem in iOS 26.4. I’ll get to that below. But to suggest iPhone autocorrect is now fixed—or works as well as it once did—is like suggesting Siri is a genius.

In fact, if you want to talk about Apple being behind in AI, start here—not with its need for LLMs or futuristic AI gadgets. But there’s hope in a few different forms already at hand. Some things you can do now, some things are on the horizon.  

With iOS 26.4 released a few weeks ago, Apple improved keyboard accuracy when typing quickly. Basically, when you typed fast and tapped a key, it looked like the phone registered it but sometimes the character never actually made it into the word. That led to some truly unhinged autocorrect.

So first, do the update dance. Go to Settings > General > Software Update. It should help. Plenty of people on social media have pointed out improvements. But even after the update, I was still having issues. The thing that helped the most? Resetting my keyboard dictionary.

Your iPhone learns from how you type. But sometimes it learns the wrong lessons: bad spellings, weird shortcuts, names, typos, whatever chaos you’ve been feeding it. To wipe the slate clean, go to: Settings > General > Transfer or Reset iPhone > Reset > Reset Keyboard Dictionary.

It looks scary to do this, but it’s OK. It won’t reset your entire phone. It just clears the custom keyboard memory it has built up over time. It’s made a big difference for me over the last few weeks. You can also always add words you use frequently to your iPhone’s dictionary. (Settings > General > Keyboard > Text Replacement.)

If you’ve used third-party keyboards like Whispr Flow or Grammarly, you know Apple is behind in making its keyboard smarter with AI.

Whispr Flow’s keyboard is all about voice input, and its speech-to-text model is far better than Apple’s. I’ve also been using Grammarly’s iOS keyboard, which brings more AI writing help directly into the keyboard.

The problem is I still find most third-party iOS keyboards annoying. Switching between keyboards is clunky, and there can be privacy tradeoffs since your text often has to be processed by that third party.

Generate Your Own AI Fake Patents

I have a weird obsession with looking at tech patents. The diagrams! The labels! I’ve dreamed of filing my own, despite having approximately zero engineering ability.

That fantasy got a lot more realistic this week when OpenAI launched ChatGPT Images 2.0, powered by gpt-image-2. The biggest upgrade: It’s much better at rendering text. Earlier image models could make nice pictures but then spell “Main Street” like “Mani Streat.” OpenAI is pitching this version as much more useful for posters, layouts, brochures, comics and other text-heavy visuals.

Will this create even more (and more convincing) AI slop? Absolutely. But it’s also fun—and, once in a while, actually useful. I love making fake patent filings for inventions I desperately want to exist. Like SmartPunch, a device that literally punches you in your big dumb face when you doomscroll or use AI for stupid stuff. Yes, including making fake patent images. Here’s the prompt to start with:

If you make a great fake patent, email it to me here or share on social. I’m @joannastern everywhere.

Name? Casey Neistat

What’s your old thing? Sony CLIÉ PEG-UX50

What year is it from? 2003 

Why do you love your old thing?  This product came from a time when technological capability grossly outpaced the cultural understanding of where technology fit in. It runs Palm OS, because Palm had utility—contacts and calendar, not much beyond that. So Sony took that and thought: Let’s change the form factor, make it feel like a little computer, put a full keyboard on it, add all these other antennas. This one had Wi-Fi in 2003. It has a rotating camera so you can pivot the lens to your face and take a selfie.

Finding one that works today is nearly impossible. I bought this and made it work. I had to get in there, do some soldering on the PCBs, get a new third-party battery and remove some corrosion. Finding an actual Sony OEM telescoping stylus was also incredibly challenging. But it works as it did in 2003.

Want your old thing featured here? Submit a photo and entry to humans@thenewthings.com. Include your answers to all of the above, plus the emotional damage this gadget may have caused. 

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. The amazing New Things branding was designed by Brainstorm. Have a great weekend! 🕶️

Hello! Is this thing on? 🎤 Welcome to the launch of New Things—a newsletter, a YouTube channel, a whole experiment. Wow! We’re really doing it.

For this first newsletter, I want to tell you about this new thing, and why I’m doing it. After this one, it's tech news, reviews and whatever else is on my mind. You’ll get this email twice a week. Wednesdays will bring bigger tech stories plus new videos.

Fridays will be breezier—shorter, lighter, weirder. If you’re a paid subscriber, you’ll get both and a whole bunch of other perks. So you’ll want to upgrade to a paid subscription here. Free subscribers get the Friday newsletter and a whole bunch of FOMO. Also below: why Chrome vertical tabs are great, and a running robot. Let’s do this!

When I was cleaning out my attic a few weeks ago to make room for my new home video studio, I found a box.

Inside: an iPod with a click wheel. A Zune HD with a scratched screen. An old Garmin that I can remember rerouting me directly to a Chili's parking lot. The BlackBerrys and Palm Pilots are in another box, resting together like tiny monuments honoring the past we used to carry around.

Of course, these are all old things now. But once upon a time, when I started covering technology, they were new things.

In today’s launch video on YouTube, I explain why I left The Wall Street Journal to build this. Some of it is media stuff—feeling trapped inside a legacy publication and wanting the freedom to make journalism outside those walls, on channels that are actually mine. But most of it comes down to this: We are entering a new era of technology that will soon make today’s “new things” feel like old things. And it’s happening faster than a piece of bacon disappears near my dog. 

If you’ve read my work at WSJ—or before that at ABC News or The Verge—you know I love consumer tech. I love reviewing it, talking to the people making it and helping people understand it. Mostly, I love having fun with it. That’s what we’re doing here.

So let me answer a few questions.

At the simplest level: what I’ve always done. Writing and making videos about the devices, apps and services changing how we live. Yes, there will be phones. Yes, Apple stuff. Yes, Google and Android stuff. Yes, tips and tricks. Yes, probably a weird robot. Probably many weird robots.

But while writing my new book, I AM NOT A ROBOT—where I used AI in as many parts of my life as possible for a year—I realized Is this a good product? isn’t the main question to ask anymore. The bigger question is: Who is this tech for? Wall Street? Greedy CEOs? AI agents? Actual humans? I want it to be for humans. And I want to cover it that way too: as a human living with it, using it, testing it and trying to make sense of what it’s doing to our lives.

That’s the thread running through everything here—every review, every story, every dumb joke. And if I do this right, New Things won’t be just a publication. It’ll be a group of people asking that question together—and figuring out what kind of future we actually want.

Hi! I’m a human. I wrote this. Twenty years of journalism ethics don't disappear because I started an independent media company and a YouTube channel, and they definitely don't disappear because there are 700 chatbots on my laptop. Every word you read here—every review, every story, every bad joke—is written by me or by a human on my team. (Say hi, Amaya, David, Adele and Rich. 👋🏻) 

Don’t get me wrong, we’re using AI all day over here. In fact, we hope to introduce you to our intern agent soon. But the thinking, the reporting, the voice, the calls about what's true and what's worth your time—that's all human. Speaking of humans and the human hand, our whole brand font was hand drawn by Jason Snyder. Briana Feola and Zach Ferdman (also humans) put all the stunning designs together. Seriously, how good do things look around here?

In today’s launch video, I went to go visit Casey Neistat, world famous YouTuber and one of a few who inspired me to take this career step. When I asked him what was most important for me to do as I launch my own YouTube channel, he said: “Being human is not enough. You have to only be you. There's eight billion other humans out there. What do you have to offer me? And only you have that.”

What I offer is a love of technology, but also the curiosity and skepticism this moment demands. Also: fun. I offer fun.

Some things do change here, though. New Things makes money two ways: newsletter subscriptions and sponsorships. On YouTube and other social channels, you'll start hearing ad reads from me. You'll always know when something is sponsored. It will be clearly labeled and delivered through a ridiculous gold microphone that we have termed the MoneyMic. Sponsorships have zero influence on our editorial coverage. Our full standards live at TheNewThings.com/standards. Please go read them and ask me if you have questions about them.

Subscribing is what helps us build this independent journalism venture. It funds high-quality, deeply reported videos and stories. No ring light here.

I want New Things to be more than a publication. I want it to feel like a club—a group of humans who care about where tech is going and want to figure it out together. Speaking of: Every Friday, we're going to feature a piece of old tech—your old tech. Reply to this newsletter with a photo from something out of your own attic box and the story behind it. Your click wheels. Your flip phones. Your old DVI cable. 

Tech journalism. For humans. Who like fun. That's what I quit my job to do. Thanks for being here at the start of it.

Funny story from week one of New Things: I went online to open a business bank account, only to discover I that first had to drive to a local branch (did that), wait around to talk to a human (did that too), and then wait even longer for an ATM card to arrive in the mail before I could make a single payment (also did that). Hilarious stuff.

Then people started telling me about Mercury, now the exclusive launch sponsor of New Things. And it turns out banking does not have to be an old thing. It can be a new thing.

With Mercury, I applied for an account from my bed in about 10 minutes and got virtual cards I could use immediately. No sitting around for the mail truck. And I got bill pay that lets me pay contractors without spelunking through 14 confusing portal menus. 

I’m so excited to be partnering with Mercury to launch New Things and power this part of my business. You’ll be hearing more about Mercury here and in some of our videos soon.

Google Chrome Vertical Tabs

Google recently launched vertical tabs in Chrome, which is exactly what it sounds like: a feature that moves your tabs from a tiny row across the top of the browser to a scrollable list on the left side.

To turn it on, type chrome://flags/ in your address bar, find vertical tabs and enable it. Then restart your browser and right-click in Chrome’s tab bar and select “Show Tabs Vertically.” Google will be turning this on for everybody soon, so you won’t have to take the initial step. 

This turned my whole world upside down on its side. In a good way! I now see life as divided into two tabs, one labeled BVT (Before Vertical Tabs) and the other AVT (After). The change is clarifying: You can actually read the name of every tab. No more website titles getting chopped into two sad syllables every time you open another. Want 150 tabs open? The future is here. 

You can also collapse the sidebar down to just icons to reclaim screen space. Pins, groups and split view all still work the same as they do in the regular top-tab setup.  

This is Honor’s bipedal humanoid dominating a half marathon in Beijing, crushing 13 miles in 50 minutes and leaving every human and rival robot in the dust. Sources close to the robot say it wasn’t chasing victory. It was racing to subscribe to New Things and preorder my new book.

GIF from China Global Television Network  

This newsletter was written and curated by Joanna Stern and Adele Lowitz. The amazing New Things branding was designed by Brainstorm. See you Friday.