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  <title>9/14/26: God Gave Us Trump</title>
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I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can&#39;t even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I&#39;ll do it any way -- I don&#39;t care if I&#39;m registered or not, I&#39;m going to try to cheat like hell like they do ... &quot; </p><p class="embed__link"> Threads </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.71878-15/802504958_2152297799053349_6486859385539818574_n.jpg?stp=cmp1_dst-jpg_e35_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=110&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=18de74&efg=eyJlZmdfdGFnIjoiRkVFRC5iZXN0X2ltYWdlX3VybGdlbi5DMyJ9&_nc_ohc=nooic4FA4c0Q7kNvwGSDB9u&_nc_oc=AdrU1t2dTj2kQD78Z3m8_FYIqr37wZFZBre9bqMN1D8RwmN1bKnzEmxg3jJQQNOUp3w&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_gid=CVaAberTUVq5RAVrtIgV_A&_nc_ss=7f20f&oh=00_AQJz8lUDLkihJpTBBWbmXxW5I7U2o-KvuEoftXZlMmwixw&oe=6AAB3D9F"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://www.threads.com/@carnage4life/post/Dc_VX8zjgEz?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-14-26-god-gave-us-trump" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> Dare Obasanjo (@carnage4life) on Threads </p><p class="embed__description"> Imagine being the most unpopular president in modern history and this is what you spend time posting on social media. 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But you can!"</p></p><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mvdcehf5vn27?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-14-26-god-gave-us-trump"><p> &mdash; Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) <br/> 2:33 PM • Sep 12, 2026 </p></a></blockquote><hr class="content_break"><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;">📣 Have someone that might enjoy Vitamin (C)haos? <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><b><a class="link" href="https://www.vitaminchaos.com/subscribe?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-14-26-god-gave-us-trump" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Let them know</a></b></i></span><b>!</b></p><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><i>Want more ongoing nonsense? </i><span style="color:inherit;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><a class="link" href="https://kylesjunkdrawer.com/?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=1-27-25-push-the-button" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Subscribe to my Sunday newsletter</a></i></span></span><i>. 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  <title>9/7/26: Dream Foursome</title>
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Brittain (@brittainforsenate) on Threads </p><p class="embed__description"> Just like that, Trump ended &quot;wolf management.&quot; </p><p class="embed__link"> Threads </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://scontent-waw2-2.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.71878-15/794992593_1086318747665938_6557104674803617314_n.jpg?stp=cmp1_dst-jpg_e35_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=107&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=18de74&efg=eyJlZmdfdGFnIjoiRkVFRC5iZXN0X2ltYWdlX3VybGdlbi5DMyJ9&_nc_ohc=FpM14XgxsgoQ7kNvwGvTO6E&_nc_oc=AdrCorw25aCth2vtFDLk4ocruM-Dfp1ikPEegl8Y2OsD7VnVfyQhUYlY341tQ1eTR4I&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-waw2-2.cdninstagram.com&_nc_gid=mqSwpl3X5q0qVuN-tqgaCQ&_nc_ss=79289&oh=00_AQKeLETyX6C4rjqUZoyBQytzyUsqTNoUG9uC7qi85QbqBQ&oe=6AA2155B"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://www.npr.org/2026/07/17/nx-s1-5897380/trump-coin-face-laws-treasury-250?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-7-26-dream-foursome" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> Trump $1 coins hit the market. Experts say they not only buck norms, but break laws </p><p class="embed__description"> President Trump&#39;s face appears on a new commemorative coin honoring the nation&#39;s 250th birthday, which went on sale this week. It&#39;s one of the many unusual places his likeness has popped up this year. </p><p class="embed__link"> NPR </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims3/default/strip/false/crop/1920x1080+0+0/resize/1400/quality/85/format/jpeg/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F58%2F2a%2Feccb44e447bf85d5bb81daa313e4%2Fap26196759261389.jpg"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DcsHfziifyh?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-7-26-dream-foursome" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads </p><p class="embed__description"> Trey Gowdy to Trump: &quot;Do you have a dream foursome?&quot; </p><p class="embed__link"> Threads </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://scontent-muc2-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.71878-15/791096561_2202814910444903_5513711970997407191_n.jpg?stp=cmp1_dst-jpg_e35_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=105&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=18de74&efg=eyJlZmdfdGFnIjoiRkVFRC5iZXN0X2ltYWdlX3VybGdlbi5DMyJ9&_nc_ohc=EIuqTP6h0dUQ7kNvwHB7P-L&_nc_oc=AdpbmG59PuCJlxO41sJ6Vs7SUSQIjfphkek5G4n1AcdA5Gl0uVhHo_rHCTR4zGwoC8s&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_gid=hudaG1Rch_-XShwglF_EJw&_nc_ss=79289&oh=00_AQLDspETENur-tIXV8rQKcarXiqWhVp9Pv7xUJEQ3drbFw&oe=6AA20EA4"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-renaming-spree-gets-even-stupider-with-trump-strait.html?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-7-26-dream-foursome" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> Trump Renaming Spree Gets Even Stupider With ‘Trump Strait’ </p><p class="embed__description"> Turns out he was only scratching the surface with “Lake America.” </p><p class="embed__link"> Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/70a/f2f/9b6f57bafd01ed7bd376d9918ebd6ecdb4-hormuz-trump.1x.rsocial.w1200.jpg"/></a></div><hr class="content_break"><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;">📣 Have someone that might enjoy Vitamin (C)haos? <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><b><a class="link" href="https://www.vitaminchaos.com/subscribe?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=9-7-26-dream-foursome" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Let them know</a></b></i></span><b>!</b></p><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><i>Want more ongoing nonsense? </i><span style="color:inherit;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><a class="link" href="https://kylesjunkdrawer.com/?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=1-27-25-push-the-button" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Subscribe to my Sunday newsletter</a></i></span></span><i>. 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  <title>8/31/26: Skilled Trades</title>
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  <title>8/24/26: AI George Washington</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <dc:creator>Kyle Ford</dc:creator>
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These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House. You know, they come in. Now, I&#39;m not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell? 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  <title>8/17/26: Pillow Prayer</title>
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  <title>6/22/26: Choker From Claire&#39;s</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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But more to the point, he is increasingly unstable. And I think it flows the fact that he is globally humiliated from this failed war."</p></p><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mojopp4e7v23?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=6-22-26-choker-from-claire-s"><p> &mdash; Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) <br/> 1:33 AM • Jun 18, 2026 </p></a></blockquote><hr class="content_break"><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;">📣 Have someone that might enjoy Vitamin (C)haos? <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><b><a class="link" href="https://www.vitaminchaos.com/subscribe?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=6-22-26-choker-from-claire-s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Let them know</a></b></i></span><b>!</b></p><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><i>Want more ongoing nonsense? </i><span style="color:inherit;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><i><a class="link" href="https://kylesjunkdrawer.com/?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=1-27-25-push-the-button" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" style="color: #ff6b00">Subscribe to my Sunday newsletter</a></i></span></span><i>. 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  <title>6/15/26: Bud Light Branding</title>
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  <title>6/8/26: Bigger Than Skyscrapers</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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  <title>6/1/26: The Prophecy of Idiocracy</title>
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    <dc:creator>Kyle Ford</dc:creator>
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  <title>5/25/26: Sexy Captured Alien</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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  <title>5/18/26: VIP Snorkel</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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</p><p class="embed__description"> Here’s a hint: it’s not 11.﻿ </p><p class="embed__link"> The Verge • Dominic Preston </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/05/trump-mobile-t1-phone-11-stripes.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0%2C10.717271201674%2C100%2C78.565457596651&w=1200"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://www.wired.com/story/maha-is-still-creepily-obsessed-with-your-fertility/?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=5-18-26-vip-snorkel" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> MAHA Keeps Being Weird as Hell About Fertility </p><p class="embed__description"> RFK Jr. and Mehmet Oz’s comments about teen sperm count and “underbabied” Americans at a recent women’s health event underscore the White House’s pronatalist agenda. </p><p class="embed__link"> WIRED • Ej Dickson </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://media.wired.com/photos/6a025682593a5c732a2b699d/191:100/w_1280,c_limit/MAHA-Keeps-Being-Weird-As-Hell-About-Fertility-Culture-2241476062.jpg"/></a></div><div class="embed"><a class="embed__url" href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/rush-hour-4-movie-trump.html?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=5-18-26-vip-snorkel" target="_blank"><div class="embed__content"><p class="embed__title"> Rush Hour 4 Movie: All About Donald Trump’s Passion Project </p><p class="embed__description"> The president personally pressed Paramount to revive the buddy-cop comedy franchise and even took Brett Ratner to China to scout locations. </p><p class="embed__link"> Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann </p></div><img class="embed__image embed__image--right" src="https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/620/612/ba823d76531f4494e039b6594cdaabd307-rushhour-4.1x.rsocial.w1200.jpg"/></a></div><blockquote align="center" class="bluesky-embed" data-bluesky-uri="at://did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvriibg5n2m" data-bluesky-cid="bafyreihzzhq5kjaophed7eploih75lf35juhjvdkuohl6n2amdvcnzkaam"><p dir="ltr" lang="en"><p>Vance wraps up his speech to one of the most tepid rounds of applause I've ever heard 😬</p></p><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mlvriibg5n2m?utm_source=www.vitaminchaos.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=5-18-26-vip-snorkel"><p> &mdash; Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) <br/> 4:39 PM • May 15, 2026 </p></a></blockquote><hr class="content_break"><p class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;">📣 Have someone that might enjoy Vitamin (C)haos? 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  <title>5/11/26: Swimsuit Round</title>
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  <title>5/4/26: Apache Enthusiasm</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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